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Monday, March 27, 2006

- "At the Koka - Koka Kinabla"


<- A tropical fish lodges itself in nialls snozz Even the trees go for a snorkel! ->







Lots of snorkelling, island hopping and sunburn. Like muppets we spent too much time watching the tropical fish, the spinny sea urchins, the colourfull coral and the star fish to pay attention to our exposed legs. We trekked through on eof the islands and found a ”secret” beach and chilled for a while. On the way back a we were joined by a colourful companion – a butterfly who seemed to follow us down the path. We joked that it was the island Westworld controllers sending their animatronic fauna to please the visitors and that they were probably right now arranging for more white sand to be spread on the artificial beach. In fact when we got back to the main beach area a team of locals was sweeping the sand of unwanted flotsam and jetsam - which was nice.























The town nite-life wasn’t really up to much as it was out of season but we did hang around the busy promenade for a few nites. We missed the Ireland/England rugby match due to a mix up in dates – JL again. On one night we found a bizare little band on keyboards and guitar with a dodgy lead female singer crooning to a handfull of night-trippers. Another night we went down to walk trough the bussling filipino market but got slightly put off hanging around by the large rats hanging around. Indstead we found a second story bar balcony and watched the 2 legged variety of nightlife scurry around below us. The next day we were to travel a few hours to climb some little hillock in the country side... easy peezy lemon squeezy!

A big fan of sunsets - >

Monday, March 20, 2006

- A bit of Japan.. in Chinatown ...in Malaysia!



It was time to get in touch with James Lee, KL’s resident Budo teacher. I had emailed an English student of his Johnathon, about training while there, but he was out of town on business so he gave me James’ phonenumber. I rang many times, checked the website for other contact numbers, tried them and got nowhere... fast. I decided to head to Chinatown anyway, where I was told that there was a dojo, thinking that the martial winds should blow me in the right direction. There was no street address on the website but I figured I’d find some sign of Bujinkan .....somehow.


When we got there Chinatown was a bigger hawk-market than the golden triangle. It was big with all sorts of animals, alive and dead being cooked, chopped, roasted, boiled, fed, eaten on the streets. People ate beside sewers, outside shops and in every doorway you could see.
I found an international call center - i.e. some bloke with a phone in a little stall - and rang James again. Bingo, I got through and because of a bad line/accent/street-noise I got the phone guy to tell James I was opposite a pretty spectacular Indian temple and he said he’d be there in 10 mins.


I rejoined Niall on the street and found him chatting to a very colourfull chap indeed. He was a 60+ leathery skinned fellow who seemed to me to represent all I read about Malaysia. He was half Portugese, half Malaysian… a Christian with one eye firmly trained on the decades recent upsurge in Muslim control. He reckoned the Muslims were fine but it was the extreme ones, that he worried about. He said he expected tighter control in the coming years but also mentioned how they’d never really take full control like in Middle-Eastern states because the secular Chinese were too powerfull in the country. They were the backbone he said and that was fine with him. Checks and balances. He said he’s been all around the world and experienced many cultures. He concluded that the West, the Europeans had the best of it all because they were free to do what they wanted – he was both fearful and excited about the future of Malaysia.

My immediate future involved meeting the excited mr. Lee - a namesake of that other martial artist from over the South China Sea perhaps? Maybe…. Anyway we hit it off straight away and he walked us to the room he rents to practice and teach budo. I couldn’t tell you where it was but it was hidden somewhere amongst the maze of Chinatown and it turned out to be a very spacious dance studio – now where have I seen this sort of dojo before?!

Niall was with us of course and he was happy to take a seat under on of the big ceilings fans and if he could take a few snaps that’d be great! Lee insisted that I teach something after I mentioned I had recently come back from Japan. He was hungry for budo taijutsu as he hadn’t as much acces to it as us in Ireland. It was doubtfull whether he was able to get the means to enter Japan for direct training and so took whatever he could from travelers passing through. He had been to a few seminars before and had some germans and english pss through over the years. His own teacher is a Dutch fellow living in Japan who now and then makes it back to KL to teach him.

I was happy then to show him what I learned in Japan and he showed himself to be of the right spirit when he jumped at the prospect of learning some basics as I was shown by master teacher Someya Sensei in Japan in January. The basics are so important in this art but can get very diluted and changed by time passing without correction from experienced teachers. So I started the class with these bascis and after an hour we naturally flowed into more advanced ideas as present by the grandmaster this year in Japan.

By "class" I mean that there was James who I let experience receiving the techniques as he was the teacher there and i others. I don’t know their names but over 2 hours got to know that they were excellent students and certainly would not be out of place in Alex's dojo in Ireland. There was the half Hindu half American trash metal fan, Adrian. He wasn’t studying long but was defo an eager beaver. There were 2 other junior students who were Chinese, by some way or another. The senior students were: a very friendly Chinese fellow who’s name i can’t recall but who was built like a brickhouse besides being a foot smaler than me. He had studied judo bef6re but was well able to hold his power in check and use natural movement instead. Then there was the curious Japanese fellow – a quiet chap of about 60 I’d say who turned out to be a Kendo 4th dan and had been through many other arts himself, Japanese and Asian. He found what i had to show particularily interesting and was very attentive at the Japanese that I used, politely nodding I agreement at my dodgy pronouciation of locks and throws.

After class and a mini photo-shoot – the most important thing at these sorts of things - we went for a bite at one of those street-level tables and got served a load of rice, vegtables, pork stock and soy-sauce. It was delicious and you soon forgot the traffic zooming past 2 inches from your back or the little old man washing dishes or clothes or dead anaimals at the next table.
James plugged me for lots of Bujinkan knowledge but we also chatted about Malaysia, world politics, Ireland, women and anything that could come under the umbrella of "the craic".
He also said soemthing interesting and the Japanese guy was nodding at this.... that Westerners take more interests in Martial Arts these days than the Asians and that he felt they were becoming good guardians of these traditions while most Asian countries plunged headlong into capitalism forgetting these old traditions in the race to catch up with the market place.

It turned out to be his birthday. The guy is an amazing 41……. Must be a friend of Rex’s…. and he had to ruch off to join his family as there was a party for him and his son who shared the same birthday as him. The others scattered too after many handshakes, bows and hugs and we were left with Adrian, the trash metaler who said he’d love to bring us around the place at it was the most excitement he had had in a long few weeks of hard work in KL as a graphics designer. Turns out he was part of a project to sell the new suburbia to KL city-dwellers and rural Malaysian…. The sort of american-dream marketing strategy that we had seen clues of around the city - big buildboards saying things like "Come to Valley Falls where dreams are made for the future ".. and hundreds of construction sites and new roads. It was all quite creepy but
this is how Malysia is going - a weird mixture of Muslim orthodoxy, subtle Chinese influence and Western consumersm.

So we went for coffee somewhere off Chinatown – Adrian was a pacifist hindu vegan tee-totaler – and chatted about music, American military imperialsim – as you do - KL, and of course Bujinkan. He missed his last train home amongst all this banter so we had a bite to eat and a few beers – him more coffee – I can’t imagine what state he was in at the end of the nite! We watched Bill Hicks and other comedy shows on his impressive video iPod. It all ended late into the evening and we went our seperate ways. Somehow it felt like a bizarre day of channel-hopping across one too many cultural TV channels. A carnival of mulinationalism in a slowly homogenised world. I was happy to have found familiarity in the dojo earlier.. a strange sort of kinship in this hodge podge twilight-zoned city!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

- The Two Towers




As expected there was a massive queue at the Patrona towers centre. Most of the throng were other Asians and it really highlighted the diversity of the place – its made up of Chinese, Malay and Indian nationals. We got our free tickets to the 42nd of the 88 floors in total sky-bridge that links the towers and had 2 hours to kill before the 15 minute tour. The massive shopping centre below seemed like a good place to hang out so we went all dawn-of-the dead and joined the slow-moving early-morning shoppers below. Right then we could have been in any city in the world. We were on the search for cheap digital cameras but I reckon we were in the wrong place for that. KL stands out though as being obviously Muslim, as indicated by the tell-tale headscarfs you see everywhere.




The towers tour was pretty cool and allowed us to see the sprawl of KL with the hazed-out mountains on the horizon. This building was built at the peak of Malaysia’s “celtic” tiger but it was hard to tell if the city was doing as well as it once had. On the way back to the “golden triangle” where the hotel was, we saw a curious run-down colonial type building slowly being taken over by the plantlife. There were afew wild dogs patrolling so my first thoughts of jumping over the gate to investigate turned into second thoughts. The place reminded us of the cities past prosperity. We went on the hunt for cheaper cameras at the market are but found them not much less expensive than before. However we remembered that it’s the done thing to haggle so it seems we could get a bargain after all. To be sure we took some notes of the camera types so we could google some reviews/prices and make sure we got a choice option.

While strolling around two Malay ladys – they were defintely non-boys, chatted to us from there al fresco meal and invited us to join them. They weren’t exactly flush with youth although they were very friendly so we made out we just ate and had a rendesvous with some phantom swedish air-hostesses. It turned out they were from Kota Kinabalu where we were going the next morning and they were on the town in KL for the weekend. Visions of international incidents in the bedroom passed through out time-zoned-out minds and we moved on.

- K.L. Jelly




So we arrive in the sun-splashed melting pot of Kuala Lumpur on Friday afternoon. At the arrival gate we ignored the taxi hawks so as to avoid an overpriced fare. This meant that we also managed to avoid our included-in-the package chauffer and ended up getting a taxi to the city center. J.L is well kicked in – obviously. Autopilot led us to a local bar for beers, street-watching and an early nite. Dublin was still only around the last corner and it wasn’t the oven I expected here, it being only the evening after all. It did have that blade-runner look of a modern asian city going on though. Huge rain droplets were a good sign we were in the tropics but the shower only lasted a minute. In KL it rains every day, but not all day!

















Good old J.L. made us waken at lam on our first proper day so I finished off my trashy airport novel "Cell" by Stephen King (I was glad to get it over with) and it took us to a 6am breakfast in the hotel. This was an all-you-can-eat feast of local fare that was more dinner-like than petite dejeuner which suited our mal-adjusted body-clocks. I had massive bowl of strange tropical fruit to finish and we set off for the 2 Towers..hmmm sounds like a familiar tale!!! I don’t think hobbits (or al-queada) used an elevated trains as transport though….

Monday, March 06, 2006

- Going away do @ Doyles

Cheers for all turning up at Doyles there on Saturday night. It was great craic although i probably didn't get around to talking to most people. Don't know how many shots I had but i lost a few hours between midnight and waking up at home the next day. My sister somehow managed dto losse and find me again i here and directed me home. Mental!

Just got my jabs there so i look forwad to laughing at any giant insects trying to bite me on the ass. Come get some mo-fo's!

Hardy har har!

- Have you seen this guy


Someone found a video clip of Aphex Twin at Temple Bar Music Center from 2004 and i spotted myself donning some dodgy headgear a la the Windowlicker music video. Classic!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

- Second last day in work

So I borrowed an external hard-drive off Brian in work and ripped the 2 years worth or 11G of music and pictures that i had on my PC. That's 2 dvd's worth of booty to maybe bring with me to d'under.


I sort of reckon Doyles on Fleets Sst is the best spot for the going away malarky. It's gonna be shared with Nial of course and his mate Mel who's birthday it is. She's hosting a party at her grans (who'd ironically in Oz. at the moment) afterwards and if I can get my filthy hands on the decks I'll play some wonderfuly annoying crowdpleasing tunes.

So what's left to do? Niall got the insurance today... 275 each, which covers everything nature can throw at us excluding "triangle induced adverse ankle mutation" according to the small print. I gots to get my anti-rainforest jabs on monday and i believe the tickets have to be collected too. Thank feck i got my teeth pulled this week as thats one less thing to worry about. I don't remember a thing about it but i have been feeling odd all week which isn't suprising when shit's been mechanically levered out of your skull. Isn't dentistry odd?

Tomorrow - goodbye Precision Software... you were a kindly mistress!